me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

(via theteenpauladeen)

College in a nutshell

  • Goes to class: Teacher repeats the same damn thing again. Nothing important happens.
  • Misses one class: The cure to cancer is created, Waldo is found, AIs took over, the second coming of Jesus Christ took place and the Fire Nation attacked.


“I used to be self conscious about my height, but then I thought, fuck that, I’m Harry Potter.” 

(via sarahtypeswords)

my favorite line of all time

(Source: tiptons, via sorry)

He’s basically a hyper-active toddler who just wants to play all the time.

(Source: connorswvlsh, via highfunctioninghiddlestonavenger)


when yo friend is considering watchin yo favorite show


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this is my sisters contacts

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the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation

(via anxious-idiot)

(Source: xhfhq)


me everytime they show lawson/cat moments (aka tonight’s episode)


if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song

(Source: aa5spoilers, via verticalbutthole)


i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via heckkie)