for the rest of my life whenever i see this color i’ll be reminded of all the hours i wasted on the internet
sorry that color is #2C4762
Tumblrs is #2B4864
Actually, it’s coral blue #3
(Source: hungarian, via thehumblemango)
i seriously just had the thought “i wonder if I could rush from the computer to the top of the fridge to squat in the 3 seconds photobooth gives me”
take a chill pill, your honor
(Source: mermeme, via gllaceon)
*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.