I’m home alone.
time to start my concert
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My Favourite Artists: Queen, Panic! At The Disco (pre-split), Florence + The Machine, Coldplay, Abba, Hall & Oats, Franz Ferdinand, and uhm y'know...*mumbles One Diection*
Mah Fave Movies: Shutter Island, Inception, Catch Me If You Can, Titanic, 50/50, 500 Days of Summer, Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, Hangover 1 and 2, Limitless, The A-Team, The Other Guys, Every Harry Potter Movie, and probably 21 Jump Street and The Hunger Games once I, y'know, actually WATCH it. Actors That I Love To Bits: Robert Downey Jr, Joseph-Gordon Levitt, Bradley Cooper, Leonardo Dicaprio, George Clooney, Will Ferell, Mark Wahlberg, Daniel Radcliff, Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Neil Patrick Harris, and Jim Parsons. Affectionately known as the fancy asshole of the group, proud owner of the classiest shoes around since '10. Enjoy da blog homosapiens.
time to start my concert
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LOOK AT THE NOTES
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“Crocs” by Pitbull feat. Nickelback
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- hey bro
- bro
- broski
- brosicle
- broseidon, god of the brocean
- brotato chip
- brotein shake
- brosef stalin
- barack brobama
- teddy brosevelt
- don quibrote
- adrien brody
- gallilebro gallilei
- napoleon bronaparte
- brobo cop
- leonardo dicapribro
- broseph mengele
- bro nye the science guy
- selena bromez
- broey deschanel
- bro dimaggio
- wolfgang amadaeus brozart
- brohemian rhapsody
- osama bro laden
- mighty bro young
- brodo the hobbit bro
- broprah winfrey
- broby dick
- abroham lincoln
- what’s up
But once you get used to it, it’s like fucking Narnia
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Anyone else notice how Ariel is the only princess who had the guts to physically attack her enemy? :)
Excuse you
Ariel is sweet and all, but I wish the other princesses received HALF of the credit she gets.
also you could say jasmine acted against jafar at the end of the film when she tried getting his snake stick away from him so
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mom: where are you going its almost midnight
me: out
today while i was out, my phone ran out of battery so i had to use a telephone box to call my mum to pick me up before i evaporated in the sun and look what i found in it
a potato
The girl is like…
And the killer is like…
and the scene ends like…
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wow the guy who fixes my computer is a flyers fan thanks for changing my background again you dickface i hope you choke on your next meal
omfg
OMFG
what their idea of a fun weekend is:
mine:
how they hangout with friends:
how I hangout with friends:
they sleep around:
what I do with my time:
I’m so respectful and good when I’m around adults I’m like:
they’re like:
their mom says “NO”, they react by doing this:
If I did that my mother would do this:
and my mother says I AM OUT OF CONTROL
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