kobetyrant:

me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

(via theteenpauladeen)

College in a nutshell

  • Goes to class: Teacher repeats the same damn thing again. Nothing important happens.
  • Misses one class: The cure to cancer is created, Waldo is found, AIs took over, the second coming of Jesus Christ took place and the Fire Nation attacked.

rnalfov:

“I used to be self conscious about my height, but then I thought, fuck that, I’m Harry Potter.” 

(via sarahtypeswords)

my favorite line of all time

(Source: tiptons, via sorry)

He’s basically a hyper-active toddler who just wants to play all the time.

(Source: connorswvlsh, via highfunctioninghiddlestonavenger)

skeeterdayz:

when yo friend is considering watchin yo favorite show

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(Source: voluminati, via tracithespoopy)

(Source: klefable, via anxious-idiot)

stains:

this is my sisters contacts

(Source: 2cc48a, via lohanthony)

youngstero:

the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation

(via anxious-idiot)

(Source: xhfhq)

bbus-bbau:

me everytime they show lawson/cat moments (aka tonight’s episode)

straightboymamoru:

if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song

(Source: aa5spoilers, via verticalbutthole)

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via heckkie)