oedipus-sex:

imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it

(via maliciousmelons)

canyounotmywaywardson:

so-good-to-you:

vaughnwhiskey:

tltty:

for the rest of my life whenever i see this color i’ll be reminded of all the hours i wasted on the internet

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sorry that color is #2C4762

Tumblrs is #2B4864

image Actually, it’s coral blue #3

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(Source: hungarian, via thehumblemango)

supermoclel:

thatonesuperwholockian:

supermoclel:

oh you had a bad day???????? WELL 2014 years ago the dinosaurs went instinct on this very day. think before u speak

…..sweetheart, I think you are mistaken.

listen sweetie(: im a dinosaur scientist i know what i’m talking about

(via themayflygirl)

tsukihi:

spoilers dont exist u just slow

(via myfandom-needsme)

wildhogs2007:

wildhogs2007:

i seriously just had the thought “i wonder if I could rush from the computer to the top of the fridge to squat in the 3 seconds photobooth gives me”

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(via oh-shaniqwa-we-goin-down)

2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

(Source: mermeme, via gllaceon)

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

(via oh-shaniqwa-we-goin-down)

thugmissus:

xemkgx:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

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(via thetardisinpurgatory)

rocknrollercoaster:

every human deserves to have a slow dance with a beautiful person to this song

(via humoristics)

evelynsmileees:

hey-imgrump:

333333333333333339999999:

im laying in bed and i was laughing at this pic of macklemore and my ipad decided to freeze and now i feel like im laying next to macklemore in bed it feels like i slept with macklemore and im so scared

she keeps me warm

OHMYGOD

evelynsmileees:

hey-imgrump:

333333333333333339999999:

im laying in bed and i was laughing at this pic of macklemore and my ipad decided to freeze and now i feel like im laying next to macklemore in bed it feels like i slept with macklemore and im so scared

she keeps me warm

OHMYGOD

(Source: laharlkrichevskoy, via heckkie)

mexicanest:

reading the first question on a test
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(via starbuckers)